I spent hours trying to find what the opposite of "night" was. In the end I just had to call it a day.
The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire.
What's the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami.
I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster. Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.
What's the opposite of a waterfall? A firefly.
What is the opposite of shot? Scold.
What is the opposite of Baldwin? Hair loss.
An Englishman and a Scotsman are on opposite sides of a river. The Englishman asks "How do I get to the other side?" The Scotsman yells back "What'r ye talkin' aboot, you're already there!"
What is the opposite of defeat? De hands.
What is the opposite of a Mormon? An oxymormon.
What is the opposite of truth serum? Liedocaine.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 or they'll send your kid back.
What is the opposite of dominoes? Domi doesn't know.
What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.
What is the opposite of sensei? Nonsensei.