I was feeling sad the other day so I asked my friend to compliment me.
He called me a water hole, but I'm sure he meant well.
I always seem to say the wrong thing. For example yesterday I complimented my best friend's moustache.
Now she's not talking to me.
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw shucks!
I complimented the toilet.
It flushed.