Who am I? I have wings and a tail, across the sky is where I sail. I have no eyes, ears or mouth. What am I??
A kite.
Getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't my favorite thing...
But it's up there.
Why did Elsa lose her kite?
She let it go.
I caught my teenage son flying a kite during a thunderstorm, after I told him not to do it.
So I immediately grounded him.
This guy at the beach offered me a free kite. I turned him down. You know why?
He said the deal was no strings attached.
I walked up to a windmill and said,
"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"
"...I'm not a big fan."