Why did the dog biscuit go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
I just took a job at a dog biscuit factory. What can I say? I knead the dough.
What did the dog biscuit say when it got ran over? Oh crumbs.
I tried a dog biscuit earlier today. It didn?t taste anything like dog.
If you think that dogs can?t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving him only two of them.
For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.
I said I'd bake dog biscuits.
No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
Jeff goes to the grocery store.
Jeff - (to the clerk) can I get those dog biscuits?
Clerk - sure sir, would you like to eat in or take out?
a blind man is waiting to cross a busy street......
when suddenly his guide dog dashes into traffic, dragging the blind man with him. Brakes squeal, horns honk, drivers yell and cars get rear-ended, but man and dog make it to the other side without a scratch. A crowd starts to gather around the man and dog, curious to see how the man will discipline his dog. Taking a deep, shaky breath, the man reaches into his pocket, takes out a dog biscuit, and offers it to the dog. Someone in the crowd yells "How can you reward that dog for what he did?! He nearly killed you!"
"I'm not rewarding him," the blind man said. "I need to know which end is his head is so I can kick his ass!"