I was paying for my gas at a convenience store. Guy behind me was talking to another customer and making fun of Easter stuff. As I was turning to leave, he said something like, "have you ever heard of a rabbit laying eggs?".
I kept a completely straight face and said."Of course not. The bunny collects them from the multi-colored chickens he raises. That's why he has the basket. Didn't your mother teach you anything?"
His speechlessness and confused look was priceless. I kept the straight face and walked out.
Being old and not caring what strangers think about you can be fun. :grin:
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Quote from: animal on March 30, 2024, 08:26:02 PM
I was paying for my gas at a convenience store. Guy behind me was talking to another customer and making fun of Easter stuff. As I was turning to leave, he said something like, "have you ever heard of a rabbit laying eggs?".
I kept a completely straight face and said."Of course not. The bunny collects them from the multi-colored chickens he raises. That's why he has the basket. Didn't your mother teach you anything?"
His speechlessness and confused look was priceless. I kept the straight face and walked out.
Being old and not caring what strangers think about you can be fun. :grin:
Thanks!!! Still laughing !!! :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: