hI fOLKS,
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sAL
how 'bout these?
>"The guy who discovered milk..."
I don't think there was any surprise or "discovery" there. WE are mammals. I want to know what the guy who first ate a raw oyster was thinking. Or the guy who thought it was a good idea to pick a cherry, throw away the fruit, burn the seed, grind it up and boil it to make coffee.
Quote from: Michael Bush on June 10, 2024, 05:34:01 AM
>"The guy who discovered milk..."
I don't think there was any surprise or "discovery" there. WE are mammals. I want to know what the guy who first ate a raw oyster was thinking. Or the guy who thought it was a good idea to pick a cherry, throw away the fruit, burn the seed, grind it up and boil it to make coffee.
Funny, I ask the same question about the first one to eat a crab. I figure that someone lost a bet or something. Maybe that?s how they settled a dispute over a woman. ?If you can eat this, she?s yours?. :cool:
Terri, what kind of crab are you talking about? :shocked:
:shocked: :cheesy:
Quote from: Terri Yaki on June 10, 2024, 06:32:32 AM
Quote from: Michael Bush on June 10, 2024, 05:34:01 AM
>"The guy who discovered milk..."
I don't think there was any surprise or "discovery" there. WE are mammals. I want to know what the guy who first ate a raw oyster was thinking. Or the guy who thought it was a good idea to pick a cherry, throw away the fruit, burn the seed, grind it up and boil it to make coffee.
Funny, I ask the same question about the first one to eat a crab. I figure that someone lost a bet or something. Maybe that?s how they settled a dispute over a woman. ?If you can eat this, she?s yours?. :cool:
My though on that is that people saw animals eating these things. "If a seagull can eat it, maybe I can too."
geez ... you guys are thinking too much ... just accept the mental image ... use the farce
Quote from: animal on June 10, 2024, 01:19:13 PM
geez ... you guys are thinking too much
That's like saying I'm breathing too much. :cheesy: I can't tell you how many times the kids in our family will ask me a this-or-that hypothetical question (like "would you rather . . . ?"), and I'll be unable to answer because I need more information, and they'll go "Reagan, just answer the question, it's not science". :cheesy:
Quote from: The15thMember on June 10, 2024, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: animal on June 10, 2024, 01:19:13 PM
geez ... you guys are thinking too much
That's like saying I'm breathing too much. :cheesy: I can't tell you how many times the kids in our family will ask me a this-or-that hypothetical question (like "would you rather . . . ?"), and I'll be unable to answer because I need more information, and they'll go "Reagan, just answer the question, it's not science". :cheesy:
:grin:
would that be mental hyperventilation ?
I?m with you Reagan. How can we answer a question without a clear understanding of it! Keep em straight!
:wink: :grin:
nah ... if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS ... preferably with a joke imbedded in the BS that they won't get until later. ideally .. they won't get it until a person you directed them to for further "help" explains it to them. :wink:
Anyway ..relax, use the farce to find the humor ..
or you might turn to the dark side and start seeing stuff like the nun's beeswax, Sam clam's disco, and Mel Famey jokes funny :shocked:
Quote from: animal on June 10, 2024, 01:48:00 PM
would that be mental hyperventilation ?
100%. I didn't say it was always healthy. :grin:
The answer is, "It depends on what you are thinking about".
The little girl asked mom what virgin means. Mom spends 10 minutes "very embarrassingly," explaining it. The little girl says OK, but what is extra virgin? Mom says, OH! darn, she's talking about olive oil.
Quote from: animal on June 10, 2024, 02:54:32 PM
nah ... if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS ... preferably with a joke imbedded in the BS that they won't get until later. ideally .. they won't get it until a person you directed them to for further "help" explains it to them. :wink:
Anyway ..relax, use the farce to find the humor ..
or you might turn to the dark side and start seeing stuff like the nun's beeswax, Sam clam's disco, and Mel Famey jokes funny :shocked:
Oh; I realize I wasn?t clear! My humble apologies! :wink: I was speaking to Reagan in regard to the kids in her family:
I wasn?t meaning the kids here. :shocked:
:wink: :tongue: :grin:
The15thMember
>I can't tell you how many times
the kids in our family will ask me a this-or-that hypothetical question (like "would you rather . . . ?"), and I'll be unable to answer because I need more information, and they'll go "Reagan, just answer the question, it's not science". :cheesy:
Quote from: iddee on June 10, 2024, 03:01:32 PM
The answer is, "It depends on what you are thinking about".
The little girl asked mom what virgin means. Mom spends 10 minutes "very embarrassingly," explaining it. The little girl says OK, but what is extra virgin? Mom says, OH! darn, she's talking about olive oil.
:cheesy: :grin:
Quote from: iddee on June 10, 2024, 03:01:32 PM
The answer is, "It depends on what you are thinking about".
The little girl asked mom what virgin means. Mom spends 10 minutes "very embarrassingly," explaining it. The little girl says OK, but what is extra virgin? Mom says, OH! darn, she's talking about olive oil.
LOL :cheesy:
extra virgin olive oil hasn't even fooled around with itself?
Hi Folks,
These three guys were golfing, Moses, Jesus and some other old guy.
Moses steps up, tees off. Whack! Hits a terrible shot! Heads for the pond. Moses runs over, waves his club, water parts. Ball rolls along the bottom, onto the green. Jesus says *Fine shot Moses*.
Jesus steps up.
Thwack! Bad shot. Ball heads for the pond. Ball just sits on the water. Jesus strolls up, walks across the water, stands, chips the ball up onto the green. Moses says *You too Jesus. Fine shot.*
The old guy is just taking this all in. He steps up. Hits the worst shot of the three of them. It goes about forty yards in a great curve. Huge wind gust takes it, pushes the ball all the way into the pond, sinks to the bottom. Big carp comes up, grabs the ball in its mouth, leaps three feet into the air. Starling flies out of the woods, grabs the ball right out of the carp?s mouth, flys 325 yards down the fairway, drops the ball onto the green. Squirrel scurries out of a tree, nudges the ball right into the cup for a hole in one.
Jesus turns to the old guy and says, *Nice shot Dad*.
The way I heard it, the Rabbi was golfing on the Sabbath. Moses says to God, are you going to let him get away with that. So as the Rabbi swings, God raises his hand. The ball goes about forty yards in a great curve. Huge wind gust takes it, pushes the ball all the way into the pond, sinks to the bottom. Big carp comes up, grabs the ball in its mouth, leaps three feet into the air. Starling flies out of the woods, grabs the ball right out of the carp's mouth, flies 325 yards down the fairway, drops the ball onto the green. Squirrel scurries out of a tree, nudges the ball right into the cup for a hole in one. Moses is stunned and says "You call that punishment!?" God shrugs his shoulders and says "Who's he gonna tell?"
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Truckers/comments/1dp1wxu/which_one_of_you_is_this/
Quote from: Terri Yaki on June 26, 2024, 03:10:28 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Truckers/comments/1dp1wxu/which_one_of_you_is_this/
No sound when I tried it. Whats in it?
Mine has sound but it is of no value to the clip. It?s a truckdriver showing of for a camera.
GIVE BEES A CHANCE BRO!
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Capitalism 101
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1661459314679972
Honest to God!
I'm really starting to notice that everyone my age looks so much older than me.
Sal
😊 Me too.
It's a little known fact that a person uses their ears quite a lot while golfing, and Trump was a little worried after the assassination attempt.
The good news is that the injury hasn't hurt his game. He's just got a hole in one.
Multiple choice:
Why did Trump survive the assassination attempt ?
a. The shooter was way to the left.
b.It was an act of God, now he's a holey man.
c.It was just a low caliber piercing and an ear ring.
Some might object to jokes about the attempt on Trump?s life because of the seriousness of the topic and such. However, being that he was hit in the upper part of the ear, neither the shot nor a joke about it, could be considered a lobe blow.
Summary of the event: A malcontent caught Trump's ear ... but the guy being 20 years old, the response went in one ear and out the other.
Quote from: animal on July 23, 2024, 12:12:59 PM
It's a little known fact that a person uses their ears quite a lot while golfing, and Trump was a little worried after the assassination attempt.
The good news is that the injury hasn't hurt his game. He's just got a hole in one.
Mmmmm! :grin: :cheesy: :wink:
On his deathbed, Henry was talking to his wife Sue and says:
"I'm sorry I'm even asking this but it has troubled me from time to time, and for a long time. I just need to know so I can be at peace. In our 50 years together, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
As gently as Sue could, she confessed, "yes, and more than once, but it was for you. I hope you can forgive me."
He asked,"How can that be? I don't understand."
Sue: "Well, remember when we first got together ... and you were arrested ... and we didn't have any money for a lawyer. I found a lawyer to defend you and prove your innocence at no charge? Well, I had to pay him in other ways."
Henry: "Our lives would have been ruined otherwise, and it was a long time ago. That's easy to forgive, but not the only time?"
Sue: "Well, remember when you were in the hospital, needed heart surgery and we couldn't afford it. I visited the surgeon that night and he did the surgery the next day without charging us."
Henry: "That saved my life, and you didn't know what else to do, so that's also easy to forgive. I feel so much better now that you've told me these things. Were those the only times?"
Sue: "Well ..... remember when you were running for president of your golf club and needed 86 more votes ?"
Babe! I luv ya! But,...............
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And she laughs???!!!
Sal
Hi Folks,
Voting advice by Andrew Lloyd Webber:
We have ways of making you vote for us,... and ways of making you abstain.
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Sal
Hi Folks,
Where's the scissors?
https://youtu.be/whLeL1JGq9k
Sal
I think this is funny. Your opinion might vary.
https://x.com/stillgray/status/1844398788355686647
Hi Folks,
Don't be taking a swig of anything as you watch this:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/522985600365591
Sal
Oh my!
Is this funny... or what? What eva it is,... it's cute.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/492090796851071
Sal
Funny HOW? I make you laugh?
https://www.facebook.com/reel/535630505773080
Remember when AI meant artificial insemination?
Sal
Some people have too much time on their hands. How do they come up with some of this stuff. Oh, and I remember when AI stood for American Idol. :cool:
Terri, I remember when AI Stood for artificial insemination of queens. Van from Arkansas would post of this regularly making very good Educational discussion.
Phillip
Oh yeah?
I remember AI of cows, pigs and horses.
Dealing with some of the big champion males was/is other-worldly.
Imagine a monstrously huge bull or stallion, on its hind, legs walking toward a small female for sperm collection.
OH! And the *collectors*, all wide eyed and alert for any sudden movements!
It's the sperm collection that's odd.
Sal
What about Allen Iverson? :rolleyes:
And here all this time, I thought ai stood for the description of dems. ALL IDIOTS!
Check out these shirts. I think I want them all.
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Gotta love The Bee
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1854511083156861189
I think this is funny and I'm surprised that it took this long for them to start coming out.
https://x.com/Rammie24/status/1856067721990930581
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:grin: Good one !!
It's WOOKIE GOLDBERG !!
for some reason attachments didn't work on that last post .. trying again
I love the last one. Today is opening day for deer with guns in N.C. Now some smarty say they have never seen a deer with a gun.
the bucks have guns ... but no rifles
and they have fun, but only when the does are in season
yeah .. I'm sick
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This cracked me up, YMMV
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/113546697041253313
Quote from: Terri Yaki on November 26, 2024, 08:11:19 AM
This cracked me up, YMMV
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/113546697041253313
lol the Pappie O Daniel strut!
It's December. ... Advent calendar month :grin:
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Some will get it, some won't and some will deny it...
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1heib58/prove_me_wrong/