http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6684685.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6684685.stm)
I think they would have been better off at the pub.
Sincerely,
Brendhan
Bournemouth Pier is actually quite nice this time of year.. I am sure you can get a nice cuppa tea with a jam and cream cake,