Probably your minister Ted !!

[Geoff]

This is funny, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!

[SgtMaj]

LOL

[JP]

Bahahahaahaahaahaahah!!!! :-D :-D :-D


...JP

[TwT]

may not be my minister but sounds like my congregation  ;) !!!!!!!!!! thing is I would be at the river waiting   :-D :evil: ;)

[qa33010]

     LOL FOC ROF LOL!!!   Need to see if our new pastor has heard it! :-D

    May be a good time for the fire department to train with the rural pumper truck!