I didn't get any money this time

Started by TwT, February 09, 2005, 08:58:04 AM

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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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that is sorta funny but really mean.
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Could be worse. His wife could divorce him andf take half.
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