The Union

[iddee]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.






'I'd like her,' he said.


'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'

[Keith13]

 :lau: :lau:

Keith

[BjornBee]

As with unions....you normally get screwed in the end.... :shock:

Very nice Iddee.

[Keith13]

And its never the screw your looking for :-X :-X

Keith

[poka-bee]

heehee, that was good! :lau:  J

[1reb]

 :devilbanana:

[Brian D. Bray]

The only thing I can say that a Union ever did for me was make me and my employer adversaries.    :ninja:

[bigbike4]

The only thing I can say about my old union-they took my monthly dues, did absolutely nothing when I was wrongly terminated, despite my repeated attempts to bring them the support documents they needed.  they told me "well, we're short staffed and dealing with a bigger problem at another company right now".

[Cindi]

Bigbike4.  I love your signature, what a road trip that would be.  Cindi