MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

[Keith13]

MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..'
'Mrs Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to
your
husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other
one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one
time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in
the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'


Keith

[Irwin]

Sad but true :-D Good one Keith

[vermmy35]

Our modern medical system :evil: