Funny Joke to share

Started by annette, May 27, 2009, 05:54:40 PM

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annette

 man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man

suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip

toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket

back and there is his wife in bed with another man! As the husband puts a

gun to the naked man's head, the wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I

told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for

our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season football season tickets. HE

paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and

HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the

husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you

do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he

catches a cold."

Keith13

Thats a good one Annette :-D

Keith

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Annette, you bad girl! I liked it! :-D


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 :lol:
That's a great one. Caught me completely off guard!

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