July 4th.

[iddee]

DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!

Don't forget to mark your calenders.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any  woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk  out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. 

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front  of  their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think  its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show  support for  all American women.  Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side  is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.  The American government appreciates your efforts to root out  terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America

[1reb]

YES!!!!!!!!

Johnny

[beee farmer]

An oldie but goodie!  Thanks for bringing it back to light.