The Statue

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iddee

October 28, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.
''What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so
I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a
sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days
at the Smiths and nobody offered me a danged thing.'
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Highlandsfreedom

#1
October 28, 2009, 09:11:46 PM
 8-) :-D :evil:
To bee or not to bee that is the question I wake up to answer that every morning...

beecanbee

#2
October 28, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
LOL...

(But did the statue then move and accept the beer?)   :)
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

(False) Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  - Samuel Johnson

beee farmer

#3
October 29, 2009, 12:04:30 AM
funny funny funny!
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin

Bee Happy

#4
October 29, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
wow, way to not flip out.
be happy and make others happy.

1reb

#5
October 31, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
 :evil: :-D :evil:
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