Elevators

[Violacea]

27 things to do in an elevator:

1) Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
2) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!"
3) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
4) Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6) Shave.
7) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
8 Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear yours upside-down.
9) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
10) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
11) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
12) Do Tai Chi exercises.
13) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
14) Meow occasionally.
15) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose
16) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
17) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
18 Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
19) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
20) Start a sing-along.
21) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
22) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
24) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
25) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
26) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
27) Bring a chair along.

[Apis629]

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[Horns Pure Honey]

Those are great, I am pringting those out, lol  :lol:

[Violacea]

Hey...you got that fromhttp://getannoyed.com/elevator.htm">This Place

Nope, I got them somewhere else, but apparently they are pretty popular.