The Honeymoon is over........

Started by iddee, June 23, 2010, 06:51:53 PM

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iddee

You know the honeymoon is over  when the comedians start.



The  liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and  think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay  Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a  Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about  McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like  and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan  O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a  convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q:  What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a  penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,  and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. 
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on  a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who  would be saved?
A:  America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's  the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of  the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama  bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Irwin

 :cheer: :cheer: :lau: :yippiechick: I like it :-D
Fight organized crime!  Re-elect no one.

Bee Happy

great stuff, even Jimmy Kimmel? I would have figured Kimmel to target any non democrat he could.
be happy and make others happy.