Problems of aging

Started by iddee, May 12, 2010, 09:53:35 PM

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iddee

May 12, 2010, 09:53:35 PM
An elderly couple are attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid.."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

dragonmaster765

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August 12, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
 :lau:

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August 13, 2010, 10:49:15 AM
Frigging hilarious iddee....

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August 26, 2010, 05:23:15 AM
 :jawdrop:
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