Church Organist

[Irwin]

A SMALL CHURCH HAD A VERY ATTRACTIVE BIG-BUSTED ORGANIST AND HER BREASTS
WERE SO LARGE THAT THEY BOUNCED AND JIGGLED WHILE SHE PLAYED THE
ORGAN.UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DISTRACTED THE CONGREGATION.
The  very proper church ladies were appalled.  They said something had to be
done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the
ladies approached her about the problem, and told her to mash up some green
persimmons and rub them over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink
in size
SHE WARNED HER NOT TO TASTE ANY OF THE GREEN PERSIMMONS,
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SOUR THEY WILL MAKE YOUR MOUTH PUCKER UP,AND YOU WON\'T
BE ABLE TO TALK PROPERLY FOR A WHILE.

The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the
pulpit and said....Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not
hab
a thermon  tewday.

[Sparky]

 :lau: :lau: :lau:

[hardwood]

 X:X :cheer:

[Kathyp]

 :yippiechick:

Irwin!  :-)