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iddee

July 15, 2011, 06:48:58 PM
Vic stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but
didn't start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What the heck is taking so long?'
'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony', Vic explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'
His companion said 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Larry Bees

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July 15, 2011, 07:51:48 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:

AllenF

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July 16, 2011, 10:13:22 PM
 :lau:

mikecva

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July 17, 2011, 08:13:44 AM
 :cheer:
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Listen to others but make your own decisions. That way you own the results.
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Keeperwannabe

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July 18, 2011, 03:27:24 AM
 :-D
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