A Tough Ol' Bird

Started by iddee, August 16, 2011, 11:27:13 PM

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iddee

August 16, 2011, 11:27:13 PM

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND
A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.



Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

edward

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August 17, 2011, 04:46:33 AM
Huhuhehehe  X:X :lau:

Larry Bees

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August 17, 2011, 12:36:05 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

Geoff

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August 17, 2011, 09:03:34 PM
Like that one Wally.
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