Ugly Baby

Started by TwT, January 07, 2012, 10:46:24 PM

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TwT

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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Larry Bees

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Very Funny!

greenbtree

A homely girl gets on a bus with her mother.  Another rider leans over to her friend and says "She's not very P-R-E-T-T-Y is she?"  The girl replies "Maybe not, but unlike you I am S-M-A-R-T !"

JC
"Rise again, rise again - though your heart it be broken, or life about to end.  No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend, like the Mary Ellen Carter rise again!"

SEEYA

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Keeperwannabe