Jack Daniels Fishing Story

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cbinstrasburg

February 27, 2012, 09:39:02 PM
Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.

Larry Bees

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February 27, 2012, 10:26:53 PM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:

Intheswamp

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February 27, 2012, 10:54:16 PM
Wait a minute....cottonmouths in Colorado?? ... :jerry:   :-D
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AllenF

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February 27, 2012, 11:21:20 PM
 :lau:

cbinstrasburg

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February 27, 2012, 11:40:48 PM
think I was in Texas that day... :-D   :jerry:

Intheswamp

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February 28, 2012, 11:44:33 AM
...east Texas, I presume.     ;)
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iddee

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February 29, 2012, 11:32:54 AM
Hey, if there's pink elephants in Colorado, there's likely cottonmouths, too. :D
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