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Started by iddee, February 04, 2013, 08:41:37 PM

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iddee

February 04, 2013, 08:41:37 PM
Gotta love those grandkids. See, they are learning something in certain schools.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".
Without skipping a beat she said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid. So I asked her "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull bleep."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

goatmanbees

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February 04, 2013, 08:48:00 PM
Fantastic!!!!!!!

AllenF

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February 04, 2013, 09:16:21 PM
 :-D

BeeMaster2

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February 04, 2013, 09:45:52 PM
Out of the mouth of babies!
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

tefer2

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February 05, 2013, 08:53:38 AM
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