Food for the soul

Started by edward, January 02, 2014, 04:27:52 PM

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edward

January 02, 2014, 04:27:52 PM
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty.

Maybe you should try putting something in it."

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch.

He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied,


"That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."


mvh Edward  :-P

GSF

#1
January 03, 2014, 08:47:53 PM
I can't help it, I think it's funny ;)
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

iddee

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January 03, 2014, 10:13:43 PM
 :lau: :lau:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

tefer2

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January 04, 2014, 12:29:35 AM
 :th_thumbsupup:

BeeMaster2

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January 04, 2014, 09:03:55 PM
 :-D
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin
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