The Prez Turns White...

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iddee

 The Prez Turns White...

       Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his
head.






       In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over, he
called his doctor and told him what had happened.



       The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.



       After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.



       Barack drank the concoction and said, "That tasted like BS!"



       "It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."



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*Shel Silverstein*

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BlueBee

I'm surprised the white house doctor had any left after all those years filling Dubya up  :lau:

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Michael Bush

>I'm surprised the white house doctor had any left after all those years filling Dubya up

And the supply in DC has to be low trying to supply all of congress and the senate...
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