Confession

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GSF

February 17, 2014, 09:05:34 PM
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

iddee

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February 17, 2014, 09:23:24 PM
Yep, that's me.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

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February 18, 2014, 07:35:23 AM
 :lau: :lau: :lau:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

tefer2

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February 18, 2014, 08:37:42 AM
 :-D :-D

stanisr

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February 19, 2014, 01:24:44 PM
 :cheer:
Rick
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