Sugar Test

Started by GSF, May 02, 2014, 07:30:21 AM

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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket,

and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours

some onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste

this for me, please?"




The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid

around and swallows it.




"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.




"No, not at all," says the chemist.




"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here

and get my urine tested for sugar."
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