Never try to out smart a woman

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A man calls home to his wife and says,

"Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his

friends to go fishing, for the long weekend.  This is a good opportunity

for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough

clothes for a three-day weekend.  And also, would you get out my rod and

tackle box from the attic?  We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and

I'll swing by the house to pick-up my things.  Oh! And please pack my new

navy blue silk pajamas."





The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her



husband asked.



Following the long

weekend he returns home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.  The

wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?



He  says,

Yes!  Lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike.   "But",

he  said, "why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas, like I asked you

to do?"



You'll love the answer.



The wife replies,

"I did, they're in your tackle box".



Never , Never , Never

Ever TRY to Outsmart a WOMAN !! 
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