Guns don't kill people...

[Michael Bush]

I've seen two good bumper stickers on the topic lately:

Guns don't kill people, George R. Martin does.

Guns don't kill people, people who text while driving do.

And for the George R. Martin fans, a new Hodor quote:

"Hodor"--Hodor

[BlueBee]

Of course not, don't be silly!  Dogs do.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/dog-shoots-man_n_1143890.html

[deknow]

I've seen one along the lines of

If guns kill people then matches cause arson.

[iddee]

And the spoon made Rosie O'donnell fat.

[Michael Bush]

I think it goes:
"If guns cause crime then matches cause arson."
or a variation:
"Guns cause crime like matches cause arson!"

Of course you can come up with a thousand of those.

"If guns cause crime then pry bars cause burglary..."

or "...hemostats cause pot smoking"
or for that matter:
"...hammers cause houses"
"...shovels cause holes"
"...stoves cause food"

[jayj200]

He Is right guns don't kill people.

It is the brainwashing 24-7 movies TV then something snaps.

If everyone was mandated to own and carry a weapon, problems would be diminished. cause those who perpetrate a given crime would be apprehended then and there. thus no misdeed