The gorilla and the redneck

[GSF]

The Carolina Zoo received a new addition to their primate refuge, a young adult gorilla.  However, within a few weeks, the gorilla -- a female -- became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. The Zoo Keeper thought he might have a solution.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck, part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.  Bobby Lee wasn't the brightest bulb but he possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?  Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."  The Zoo Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."  The keeper again quickly agreed to this condition. 

"Fourth," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."  Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.

[tefer2]

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[BeeMaster2]

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[LaurieBee]

That's funny.