award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!

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 An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man,and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.

The German doctor says:  "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man,and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man put it in another's chest, and in2 weeks he is looking for work.

The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us.  Six years ago, we took a muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President.  Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

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Sounds like a true story to me. :sad:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts