The importance of drinking, hunting & fishing

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BeeMaster2

January 15, 2015, 12:54:15 PM
I was walking down the street when I was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

OldMech

#1
January 15, 2015, 03:53:51 PM
EHehehe!!!   Excellent!
39 Hives and growing.  Havent found the end of the comfort zone yet.

jayj200

#2
January 15, 2015, 04:07:25 PM
wife liked it

iddee

#3
January 15, 2015, 04:45:49 PM
Yep, sounds like a good way to become homeless.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

tefer2

#4
January 16, 2015, 09:45:26 AM
I'm stealing that one !

Switchback

#5
January 16, 2015, 11:32:08 PM
 :cool:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

GSF

#6
January 17, 2015, 07:17:11 AM
 :happy:
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

BlueBee

#7
January 18, 2015, 01:12:10 AM
Yep, that was a good one Sawdust.  :cool:

However now I'm a little concerned.  I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore....... :tongue:

iddee

#9
February 10, 2015, 11:09:26 PM
""However now I'm a little concerned.  I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore""

OK. Now I'm starting to understand...........................  :tongue:   :grin:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

OldMech

#10
February 19, 2015, 09:58:05 AM
Quote from: iddee on February 10, 2015, 11:09:26 PM
""However now I'm a little concerned.  I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore""

OK. Now I'm starting to understand...........................  :tongue:   :grin:

   LOL  Again!  Sorry Blue, you have to admit that was funny!
39 Hives and growing.  Havent found the end of the comfort zone yet.

qa33010

#11
May 20, 2015, 05:41:36 PM
HILARIOUS!!!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

jayj200

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May 21, 2015, 06:17:12 PM
Quote from: BlueBee on January 18, 2015, 01:12:10 AM
Yep, that was a good one Sawdust.  :cool:

However now I'm a little concerned.  I don't fish, hunt, and a rarely drink anymore....... :tongue:


must be homeless wink wink
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