Move over Spot.

Started by Geoff, October 03, 2015, 06:22:42 PM

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Geoff

October 03, 2015, 06:22:42 PM


  Sorry Iddee but Spot has been there too long ! !

            An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg'

The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee'

The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?'

The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl'

The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?'

The Pirate says 'Thats easy a seagul crapped in it'

The Barman says 'What?!?!'

The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...'
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iddee

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October 03, 2015, 07:30:40 PM
Yeah, Geoff. I know how he feels. When I went to crap in the woods, the bear trap clamping on my privates was bad, but the real pain came when I came to the end of the chain.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

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October 03, 2015, 07:44:33 PM
 :sad:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

Geoff

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October 04, 2015, 05:27:55 PM


      Thats my other favorite story Wally.
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October 04, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
 :cool:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts
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