The Polite Way to Pee

[iddee]

The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young  lady, how  would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said: 'Excuse me, I need to pee.'

The  teacher responded: 'That would be quite impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say                            it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really  need to go To the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And  you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said: 'I would say "Darling, may I  please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The  teacher fainted.

[KeyLargoBees]

LOL...i love little johnny jokes ;-)

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[mtnb]

Ahahaha! That cracked me up.   

[BeeMaster2]

FDL 
Jim