Scottish accents

Started by BeeMaster2, January 23, 2016, 01:33:19 PM

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January 23, 2016, 01:33:19 PM
So I'm in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say , "cool accents, are you 2 ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot." So I said, "OK, are you 2 whales from Scotland?" I don't remember much after that.
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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January 26, 2016, 10:43:39 PM
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January 26, 2016, 11:55:15 PM
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