Okie logic

[Gunny-T]

A Texan and an Okie sat in an airport lounge waiting on their next flights to take them home. The Texan stretched out and asked, "So how big's your spread back in Oklahoma?" The Oklahoma rancher tipped his hat back and leaned over. "Well, I can walk out on my front porch on a clear day, look clear to the horizon, and know that my land stops ten miles past that."  The Texas man nodded and added. " Well, I can get up at dawn, get in my truck and drive all day and still not reach the end of my ranch."  The Okie nodded back and frowned, " I had a truck like that once, but I got rid of the SOB!"   

[BeeMaster2]