Thank God I made 80 ! !

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Geoff

March 14, 2017, 11:10:20 PM



     
The wife says, ?The doctor told me that for a 55-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.?

?Oh yeah?? quipped her husband, ?What did he say about your 55-year-old ass??

She said, ?Your name never came up in the conversation.?
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BeeMaster2

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March 14, 2017, 11:59:38 PM
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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

iddee

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March 15, 2017, 08:19:05 AM
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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April 03, 2017, 10:48:25 PM
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When you come to a fork in the road.....take it.

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April 04, 2017, 09:53:06 AM
Quote from: Geoff on March 14, 2017, 11:10:20 PM
Oh yeah?? quipped her husband, ?What did he say about your 55-year-old ass??
He should have said where did he leave his glasses?
Brian Cardinal
Just do it

BeeMaster2

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April 04, 2017, 12:54:32 PM
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Quote from: Acebird on April 04, 2017, 09:53:06 AM
Quote from: Geoff on March 14, 2017, 11:10:20 PM
Oh yeah?? quipped her husband, ?What did he say about your 55-year-old ass??
He should have said where did he leave his glasses?

Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin
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