Woman midget

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beecanbee

May 13, 2017, 08:04:19 AM
A midget woman at the Gynecologist:

She tells the doctor that she feels a strong pain "down there" when it is raining.  He examins her but is unable to find anything suspicious, so he tells her to come back again on a rainy day, and maybe then he will be able to help her.

A few days later it is raining and the midget woman has returned for examination, the doctor examines her agian, takes a scalpel, makes a few cuts and asks her to stand up and walk.

"The pain is gone, what have you done to accomplish this?" she asks, and the doctor answers:

"I just shortened your rubber boots."
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BeeMaster2

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May 13, 2017, 08:07:44 AM
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

gww

#2
May 13, 2017, 10:15:28 PM
Do you know the differrance from an old woman and an old harley?

With enough money you can fix the harley.
Cheers
gww

erbs honey

#3
May 16, 2017, 11:31:51 PM
 :grin: :grin:
When you come to a fork in the road.....take it.

tycrnp

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May 17, 2017, 12:59:43 AM
 :shocked:
LOL!!!!!
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