drinking tequila

[Ted n Ms]

Warren goes into a pub and seats himself on a stool. The barman looks at him and says, ?What?ll it be mate??
Warren says, ?Set me up with eight tequila shots and make them doubles.? The barman does this and watches the guy slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all eight are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the barman asks why he?s doing all this drinking.
?You?d drink them this fast too if you had what I have.?
The barman hurriedly asks, ?What do you have mate??
Warren quickly replies, ?I have one dollar.?

[BeeMaster2]

 

[Acebird]

I guess he will be washing dishes when he sobers up.

[BeeMaster2]

Nah, I suspect he will be eating dirt and asphalt. 
Jim