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iddee

January 21, 2019, 05:58:24 PM Last Edit: January 21, 2019, 07:42:54 PM by sawdstmakr
"Twas during the shutdown....and Speaker of the House,
tried to leave town...quiet as a mouse."

"Pelosi was all packed...she was ready to go.
But Trump sent a letter..."I don't think so"."

"You can't use my plane he said with glee,
you must stay here and negotiate with me."

"'She said, "What nerve! What gall!"
"Trump said, "Tough luck! I'm getting my wall!'"
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

herbhome

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January 21, 2019, 06:42:48 PM
 :smile:
Neill

CoolBees

#2
January 21, 2019, 07:35:14 PM
Hahaha hahahaha!!!!!

Good one. :)
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

BeeMaster2

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January 21, 2019, 07:45:22 PM
Iddee,
Funny but notice that I corrected one word for you. No cuss words even if misspelled.
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

blackforest beekeeper

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January 22, 2019, 02:52:22 AM
Quote from: sawdstmakr on January 21, 2019, 07:45:22 PM
Iddee,
Funny but notice that I corrected one word for you. No cuss words even if misspelled.
Jim
ruins the ryme. for literature`s sake!

CoolBees

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January 22, 2019, 03:09:06 AM
Quote from: blackforest beekeeper on January 22, 2019, 02:52:22 AM
Quote from: sawdstmakr on January 21, 2019, 07:45:22 PM
Iddee,
Funny but notice that I corrected one word for you. No cuss words even if misspelled.
Jim
ruins the ryme. for literature`s sake!

Hahahaha hahahahahaha! As "ex-military" - I have to concur - for better or for worse!  :cheesy:
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

BeeMaster2

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January 22, 2019, 10:26:12 AM
What rhyme, the new word was luck.
Jim
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

Ben Framed

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January 24, 2019, 01:52:16 AM Last Edit: January 24, 2019, 02:02:28 AM by Ben Framed
Quote from: iddee on January 21, 2019, 05:58:24 PM
"Twas during the shutdown....and Speaker of the House,
tried to leave town...quiet as a mouse."

"Pelosi was all packed...she was ready to go.
But Trump sent a letter..."I don't think so"."

"You can't use my plane he said with glee,
you must stay here and negotiate with me."

"'She said, "What nerve! What gall!"
"Trump said, "Tough luck! I'm getting my wall!'"

She slammed the door, climbed over the fence,
come chuck, come adam, come 'Ace', but not you Pence

we'll stroll down the street, to obamas we'll go.
nothing will stop us, not even the snow.

We'll tattle to barak, Mr Trump wants the wall!!
Then we'll sit down and have a good squall!!!

:wink:

Phillip

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