Simplified mens urine test

Started by iddee, October 27, 2019, 10:12:46 PM

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iddee

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather: It's diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: It's your prostate.
If it smells like barbecue: It's cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: It's osteoarthritis.
If you return to the room with your peepee outside your pants: It's Alzheimer's
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Acebird

Oh darn!  My mother had Alzheimer's too. :grin:
Brian Cardinal
Just do it

iddee

Sorry to hear that, but from your posts, I thought you got it in Nov., 2008.   :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*