Got Virgins?

Started by salvo, June 17, 2020, 11:47:21 PM

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salvo

Hi Folks,

True story. I don't know if it's for the Humor or General. Is it even funny?

My wife and I were making supper a few nights ago. She noticed my phone flashing.

She said: You have a message on your phone.

I said: Put it on speaker and play it.

My pal's voice says: SAL! I got lucky today and brought home four virgins. I don't have enough equipment. Can you take one off my hands?

My wife rolls her eyes and says: I suppose you have to go visit a sick friend tonight?

That virgin is currently comfortably nested in a nuc in the back yard.

Sal

iddee

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

BeeMaster2

Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

salvo

Hi Folks,

Just an update on that virgin I took off a friend's delicate hands and slender fingers.

I put her queen cage in a 5 frame deep nuc, with a frame of nectar and pollen, one frame of brood (both with nurse bees), two old comb frames and a new frame. I set it in part shade, along the edge of my yard.

She was VERY young, she needed contact, so on the following day I released her. She was fine.

I watched the coming and going. Slow, nothing of note.

I checked yesterday. She wasn't there. the uncapped brood suffered and died off (not enough nurse bees). I figured she didn't make it.

Well, today I checked again. THERE SHE WAS! WOW! She flew off looking like a slim, little, pale Paris Hilton. She came back tanned, big and tired, looking more like Kim Kardasian. Six axe handles across the beam. A totally different young lady.

She looked up at me with a little Mona Lisa smile. She knew I knew what she had been doing. I smiled back. I got her another frame of brood and covered her up for the evening. I'll give her a baggie of syrup tomorrow. She deserves a good refreshing rest before settling in.

Sal

BeeMaster2

Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
Ben Franklin

Hops Brewster

From Princess to Queen. 
You can always tell by the look in their eyes.
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