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Michael Bush

December 28, 2022, 09:38:01 AM
What did the dark chocolate bar say when the milk chocolate bar canceled their date?
How dairy!
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Michael Bush

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December 28, 2022, 09:57:01 AM
Why was the chocolate Easter egg sad?
He was hollow inside!

A good analogy is like a box of chocolates-
you never know when you?re going to get a mixed metaphor.

What do you call a person who eats chocolate with ketchup?
An idiot. You call them an idiot.

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