Pickles

[Michael Bush]

When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I?d had enough?
?Why don?t you pickle someone your own size?? I shouted.

What?s green and got two wheels?
A motorpickle.

I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour?
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don?t think he likes pickle.

What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?
A hill-dilly.

What did the pickle say to the cat?
Nothing; pickles can?t talk.