Popcorn

[Michael Bush]

Why aren?t there many jokes about popcorn?
Because they?re all too corney.

What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?
Wheres Pop corn?

What did they call the corney metal band?
popKORN

Did you hear about the Popcorn that joined the army?
They made him Kernel.

What did one popcorn bag say to the other?
I bet you?re pretty pop-ular.

Why didn?t the kernel leave the popper?
Because he was corn-fused

What music gets popcorn to dance?
Hip Pop

What do you call someone who only eats Popcorn?
A corn-ivore

Why couldn?t Mr Corn go in the aeroplane?
Because his ears would pop

Knock knock.
Who?s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papapapapapapapa popcorn.