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Ben Framed

March 23, 2024, 08:01:21 PM
Husband:
For the last thirty years all you have done is find fault in most everything I say and do.

Wife:
Thirty one years. . .  :cheesy: :grin:

Michael Bush

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March 25, 2024, 06:02:07 AM
Yea, well you didn't start until the second year...
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animal

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March 27, 2024, 09:13:23 AM
After 30 or so years of marriage, ask your wife what her biggest mistake in life was ..

Chances are, she'll just smile gently and give you a hug.
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Ben Framed

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March 31, 2024, 11:48:32 AM
 :grin:

iddee

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April 19, 2024, 05:27:31 AM
i heard my wife screaming at the TV. Don't goi there. Don't go in that church. Are you nuts, stay out of there. When I walked into the room, I saw she was watching our wedding videos again.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Ben Framed

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April 19, 2024, 06:43:08 AM
 :shocked: :grin: :wink: Good one iddee!  :grin:

animal

#6
April 21, 2024, 10:33:25 AM
There are some things you never get used to with women.

My wife is always coming up to me and asking "Are you listening to me?"


It still seems like a strange way to start a conversation ...



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Ben Framed

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April 21, 2024, 01:01:50 PM
Good one!
:cheesy: :wink:

Salvo

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April 22, 2024, 08:29:26 PM
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