Senior Moment

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TwT

February 23, 2007, 12:51:22 AM
Senior Moment  ( pay attention Ken ;) ) this is a Geezer joke




As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.


Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Hell,"

said Herman, "it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

Cindi

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February 23, 2007, 12:56:26 AM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.  I am almost a senior, a few more months and I can get a senior discount for meals at Denny's.  What a day.  LOL.  Having a great day.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service

buzzbee

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February 23, 2007, 08:25:21 AM
Got it covered Ted!! :) :)
Good one
Ken
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