I'm a Queen Bee 0_0

bassman1977 · August 30, 2008, 12:26:19 AM

>1000 posts. Can't I be a Drone or even a fictional King Bee? :-D

SgtMaj · August 30, 2008, 01:00:37 AM

I thought drones were king bees... they mate with the queens, and get to lay around and do nothing... sounds like a typical king to me!

bassman1977 · August 30, 2008, 01:55:42 AM

You have a point there. I like it! CROWN ME DRONE! :-D

annette · September 20, 2008, 01:48:34 PM

Quote from: bassman1977 on August 30, 2008, 01:55:42 AM
You have a point there. I like it! CROWN ME DRONE! :-D

It's ok bassman, we know your not a real "Queen"

beemaster · September 20, 2008, 01:58:51 PM

Not sure how to answer this Sarge. Sure, you may lay around and do nothing in the hive, but if you mate with a queen, your days are over as you fall genitaless to the ground to your agonizing death. To me (natural urges aside) I'd stay for the single season I get to shack up with the workers and not go queen hunting - of course, they don't have the foresite of what will happen if they mate, but all in all a drones life aint bad until they are tossed in the Fall.

SgtMaj · September 20, 2008, 09:29:25 PM

Quote from: beemaster on September 20, 2008, 01:58:51 PM
Not sure how to answer this Sarge. Sure, you may lay around and do nothing in the hive, but if you mate with a queen, your days are over as you fall genitaless to the ground to your agonizing death. To me (natural urges aside) I'd stay for the single season I get to shack up with the workers and not go queen hunting - of course, they don't have the foresite of what will happen if they mate, but all in all a drones life aint bad until they are tossed in the Fall.

Sounds like marriage to me. :-D

Oh boy is my wife going to kill me if and when she sees that. :-D

poka-bee · September 21, 2008, 07:20:33 PM

Oh boy is my wife going to kill me if and when she sees that. :-D
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OOHHhhOOOOOhhh, you gonna be in TRROOUUUUBBBLEEE!!! :-D :-D Won't have to worry about the side effects of mating for awhile though.... :roll: :evil: The honey-do list just got longer!

johnnybigfish · September 21, 2008, 08:15:44 PM

hey sarge, You dont know how many times my wife looks over my shoulder and sees me type something she doesnt agree with, especially if I'm whining about my son!
Most the time I manage to cover my bases!

your friend,
john

SgtMaj · September 22, 2008, 04:56:46 AM

Johnny, just to clarify. I have an absolutely wonderful wife standing over my shoulder. She is the absolute one and only love of my life and is holding the rolling pin. I am a VERY lucky man to have her, and only have the one lump on my head so far. :-D

Cindi · September 22, 2008, 11:26:44 AM

Quote from: SgtMaj on September 22, 2008, 04:56:46 AM
Johnny, just to clarify. I have an absolutely wonderful wife standing over my shoulder. She is the absolute one and only love of my life and is holding the rolling pin. I am a VERY lucky man to have her, and only have the one lump on my head so far. :-D

Bwaaaa!!! I bet you got more than one lump on your head, quit embellishing!!! :evil: ;) :) :) :) Have the most wonderful and awesome day, Cindi

SgtMaj · September 22, 2008, 12:21:55 PM

My wife said my head IS a lump. :-D

johnnybigfish · September 23, 2008, 09:42:56 PM

your wife and my wife must be sisters!
The last time I got caught typing I was typing about Palin here in the forums..She just rolled her eyes,....verbally!
Yeh, i got a good one too!Took me 40 years to find her but I did none the less!
your friend,
john