Incident at Cabela's

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Incident at Cabela's (A SPORTING GOODS STORE)


A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing
dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes. She doesn't
believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on
sale this week for only $20.00.'

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her
credit card drops on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could
tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only
person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me
the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.




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[JP]

I have an aunt that loves any kind of fart joke and sent me this one a while back, loved it then, love it now! :-D


...JP

[buzzbeejr]

lol

[1reb]

 :devilbanana:

[Keith13]

good one

Keith

[BjornBee]

I bet she paid the extra $14.50.... :roll:

[HAB]

Loved it! :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant:

[JP]

I bet she paid the extra $14.50.... :roll:

At least that Mike! She's a poofer!


...JP

[BjornBee]

I feel bad as a father, because my kids right now laugh out loud when one of them farts. And if dad does it...they thinks that's pretty neat. Now my youngest, and I have no idea where she got it, likes to stick her finger down her pants (backside) and goes around asking "Wanna smell my finger?"

[KONASDAD]

My 4yo nephew learned to burp on commnad. So I ask him if he can "toot" on command. He says, "No Uncle Seth, not without a diaper!!!!"

[Brian D. Bray]

My 4yo nephew learned to burp on commnad. So I ask him if he can "toot" on command. He says, "No Uncle Seth, not without a diaper!!!!"

Now there is one smart boy.  He'll grow up to be President.