Young riverrat

Derek · February 10, 2009, 01:26:17 AM

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, riverrat the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting
about a period?
'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.
:-D

JP · February 10, 2009, 01:32:10 AM

Bahahahahaha!!! :lau:

...JP

TwT · February 10, 2009, 06:17:51 AM

good one :devilbanana::lau: :lau:

riverrat · February 10, 2009, 09:54:39 AM

HMMM I think I got a spankin for that one wen I got home that evening. Even though I used little johnny to tell my parents It seams my teacher had already talked to my mom :evil:

Jerrymac · February 10, 2009, 11:08:58 AM

A spanking for not knowing what a period was? :? :-\

BjornBee · February 10, 2009, 01:27:28 PM

Very Nice!

BTW....spankings can be good also.... :evil:

JP · February 10, 2009, 03:48:55 PM

Quote from: BjornBee on February 10, 2009, 01:27:28 PM
Very Nice!

BTW....spankings can be good also.... :evil:

Yes, it all depends on who's giving them!

...JP :-D

okiequeenbee · February 10, 2009, 06:53:15 PM

Derek so glad you brought your funnies over here. I was missing my daily fix of :lau:
Keep 'em coming.

1reb · February 10, 2009, 09:53:11 PM

:devilbanana: :piano: :devilbanana:

Keith13 · February 11, 2009, 12:27:53 PM

A spanking might have something to do with why she is missing the period :evil:

Keith

Cindi · February 16, 2009, 05:46:08 PM

:shock: :shock: :shock: great joke. Cindi